O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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