Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
