You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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