I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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