her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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