I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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