My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We left the knife in your bed.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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