Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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