Me. At least after what I've been through.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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