This girl is more easily done than said...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
third nipple confirmed
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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