I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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