Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
This baby is an asshole
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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