I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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