I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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