I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
its not stalking. its research.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
vagina is talking i cant
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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