if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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