New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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