i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Randomize
