I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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