? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I smell stomach acid.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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