Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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