I'm passing your future prison.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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