Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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