Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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