thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
you had me at cake vodka
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize