Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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