someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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