Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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