If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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