The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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