No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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