I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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