My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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