I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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