Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize
