I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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