So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
