please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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