i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
