she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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