im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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