Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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