this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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