So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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