I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
