she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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