Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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