how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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