I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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