Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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