Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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