That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
The air taste purple.
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