i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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