When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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